I love when people say “that’s not real music”


oh I’m sorry I was unaware that I was listening to imaginary music that only I could hear.


We at 3-UP!

wanted to wish you all a Merry Christmas, but we kinda jumped a little too late.

Am I a troll? Or do I prove a point you dislike?

  • (This is taken from a YouTube video entitled "Me vs Alexownsyuhrfacex3 - Round 2", by CammehYaBams. You can check it out there.)

  • Offending Person:

    this guy is a fucking troll. im not into music videos and the type of videos alex makes, but i dont fucking stalk him like this dick sucker does. your a fucking faggoty queer and go get a life.

  • Me:

    Providing proof to confirm his allegations is "stalking"? Where are you getting this information from? You are obviously just talking out of your ass to sound "cool" and "edgy".

  • OP:

    Yes dumbass it is stalking. he fucking watches this kids videos probably everyday to get this much information.

  • Me:

    No, dumbass, it isn't stalking. It's called "gathering information", and he addressed it in the video. The video you neglected to watch. I bet you if he hadn't had any information behind his claims, you would say he's a lying cunt who needs to do some research.

  • OP:

    Ok, so watching a 13 year old's videos over and over again and, ''gathering information'', isn't stalking? i bet you trolls are fucking 30 years old. watch who your calling a dumbass.

  • (Keep in mind here that I have almost 400 videos on my account, 250+ of them contain my face, which easily shows how old I am.)

  • Me:

    Again, making claims without any proof. You are the typical redundant troll here. And, I have every right to call you a dumbass. Why? Because you claim I am 30. Obviously you have not clicked onto my channel and you obviously did not do your research. Kinda like how you weren't doing your research when you made your bullshit "stalking" claim. Proof please. Your next bullshit claim?

  • OP:

    just shut your mouth stupid faggot, mabe i don't, ''stalk'' people on youtube who i dont even know, because i have a life. OHHH I NEED PROOF AND IM A BULLSHITTER!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!! im a troll? ok asshole well i dont make hate videos on people i dont even know. so fuck off.

  • Me:

    You have a life, yet you go around onto people's videos calling them a "faggot" and making numerous amounts of bullshit claims you can't back up? Quit contradicting yourself, kid. Your points make no sense and your insults have no meaning to anyone. Troll harder next time.

  • OP:

    ok, your comebaks are better? sure and u say i have bullshit. stop being a hypocrite. all u stupid fucking trolls on here need to get a life. and im not ,''trolling'' dipshit

  • Me:

    How am I being a hypocrite? Am I telling you not to troll on this video, but go ahead and troll on it? No. Am I telling you not to call me names but go ahead and call you a faggot or a queer? No. So please explain to me how I am being a hypocrite instead of being an ignorant ass.

  • OP:

    you fucking called me names too so dont act like your inocent. you trolls dont know anything. might want to watch my new video. explains alot.

  • Me:

    You obviously have no idea what a troll is. If I were a troll, then you'd be saying a lot more obnoxious names, blatant misspellings, and just dumbfucked responses. I am putting forth logic and reason against your theory, yet you can't take it. Hence why you are now resorting to calling me names and saying that "I'm a troll.". Am I denying that I called you an "ignorant ass"? No. Are you denying that I might infact be right in my claims? Definitely.

  • OP:

    Not really. i dont really think you know what a troll is. a troll is when you hate on someones youtube videos out of no reason. Oh sorry? im not aloud to speak my mind on youtube? free country. and your reasons arnt logic. your hating on a kid you dont even know. hence why your reasons are down right complete lies and bullshit

  • Me:

    Congrats on contradicting yourself numerous times. When you learn what a troll really is, I'll be waiting. Have a nice day, coolguy5181. PS. I saw your video. Nice job trying to say that "trolls are stupid", yet continue to make numerous spelling mistakes and grammatical errors as the video progresses. You are the epitome of ignorant.

  • OP:

    Because trolls like you are stupid. have a good day, mabe you can go think of better comebacks and stop being a troll. your statements failed completeley. mmm...try again

  • Me:

    Coming from the one who kept spouting off "faggot" as if is considered offensive to anyone. Mmm, try again.

  • OP:

    Mabe you should stop bringing that up and thank of new cmebacks to actually say? thought you were leaving? mmm....try again, even though you will still fail.

  • Me:

    Maybe you should take a page out of your own book, starshine. Wanna try again?

"I Fuck Sluts" - a poem by Bo Burnham

Sluts, sluts, I fuck sluts
sluts get fucked when i fuck sluts
no if’s, and’s, and or butts
i fuck sluts i fuck sluts

nice girls are nice
but no good for nut sucking
they’ll need a serene night
to green light a butt-fucking

but that’ll be easy
for sleazy old slut fucking
boo to the nice girls
praise be to slut fucking

i have a list, a list?
yes a list of all the sluts i’ve missed
i’ve never fucked or sucked these sluts
and thus my nuts are fucking pissed

so when i fuck the lucky slut
my nut removes her from the list
another dumb cumbucket struck from my
nut sucking sucking slut slut fucking fuck bucket list

sluts can be white, black,
brown, pink, or almond
they can be skinny with big tits
or skinny with small ones

sluts can be perky, preppy, or posh
with the brains and their clothes all shrunk from the wash
but other girls are pretty, funny and smart,
and they can lift your thoughts from your dick to your heart

they can talk about
science, music, or art
they can put you together
and they can pull you apart

but don’t trust these women
don’t. don’t you dare
they’ll force you to trust them, love them, and care
and then you’ll be gone and then you’ll be aware
of that hole in your heart that that big slut left there

Korn: “We Were Dubstep Before There Was Dubstep”


Jonathan Davis of Korn claims in a recent interview with Billboard that his band were “dubstep before there was dubstep”:
“We were dubstep before there was dubstep. Tempos at 140 with half-time drums, huge bassed-out riffs. We used to bring out 120 subwoofers and line them across the whole front of the stage, 60 subs per side. We were all about the bass.”


 Hahaha. Nice try, Korn.


Little Mac Attack by Brother Brain. Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! (NES) Nintendo 1987. 

 I love this.


Little Mac Attack by Brother Brain
Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! (NES) Nintendo 1987. 

 I love this.

Stupid Local Dance Club

Hola. Rygon aqui.

Around my area, there’s a dance club run by some DJ’s that are advertised on facebook almost all the time. The people who run it are called DeZire Nightlife. The main target audience for this club are people under 21. There are no drugs, no alcohol, just lights, foam, fog, and music. Sounds cool, right? Yeah, that’s what I thought at first.

I was interested in going, but I heard two things about it that made me completely reverse my opinion about it. The first thing was that they don’t play club music. Nope, they play dance pop songs that you can hear on the radio. Disappointing. The second and even worse thing is the club is filled with girls aged 12-15 that act like complete and total sluts. That is a complete and total buzzkill. :/

If anyone in my area asks me to come to events run by DeZire Nightlife, not only will I say no, I will raeg. No questions asked. Why can’t our area have a REAL dance club? This gives me an idea…

ohh Aaaaaaaaaadaaaaaaaaaaaaam…

Nicki Minaj style rap #1








 No way XD


Yesterday we did a historic thing. We generated 87,834 phone calls to U.S. Representatives in a concerted effort to protect the Internet. Extraordinary. There’s no doubt that we’ve been heard.

So just to keep you updated: The well-intentioned, but immensely flawed “Stop Online Piracy Act” is still in the House Judiciary Committee. The hearing was yesterday and now members will debate and bring amendments to the bill. The Committee will reconvene in a few weeks — the date has yet to be scheduled. Nothing has been brought to a final vote. Everything is still very much in play. We’ll keep you posted on what’s going on and what you can do to help. But for now, we want to thank you.

One encouraging thing we heard yesterday:

I don’t believe this bill has any chance on the House floor. I think it’s way too extreme, it infringes on too many areas that our leadership will know is simply too dangerous to do in its current form.

— Representative Darrell Issa

We also want to express our tremendous gratitude to our friends at Mobile Commons who, on 30 minutes notice, hooked us up with their amazing platform (and provided their expertise) to automatically connect callers with their Representatives.

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